Artwork by Jack Branscomb

My Handbag

I recently wrote about the fact that my backpack is actually a handbag, and that in many ways I have a vagina (okay, so only in one way, and even then I don’t really claim to have a vagina, just vaginal properties). If this doesn’t make any sense, then you can read the article over…

Artwork by Jack Branscomb

Celebrity Juice

I am not pro monarchy. Firstly, I just think it’s a bit silly. Secondly, it’s anachronistic, flies fervently in the face of equality and secularism, is neither derived from an implicit nor explicit popular mandate from the people, not to mention the fact that it is a tremendous burden placed upon the royals without their…