Artwork by Jack Branscomb

My Handbag

I recently wrote about the fact that my backpack is actually a handbag, and that in many ways I have a vagina (okay, so only in one way, and even then I don’t really claim to have a vagina, just vaginal properties). If this doesn’t make any sense, then you can read the article over…

Artwork by Jack Branscomb

The Revolution Will Not Be Sanitised

A friend of mine recently took the liberty of tucking his penis between his legs and urinating on my garage floor. He was a tad worse for wear, but I realised something quite profound: Real men wee sitting down (strictly speaking, he squatted, but I think the point remains). I know a fair few males would consider…